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Yesterday afternoon all traffic on the Silicone Heights boardwalk came to a standstill as the Spice Twins dropped their Daisy Dukes to the ground and strutted about in their thongs instead. "We knew that everyone was into watching our titties bounce as we walked around. Nobody told us that they were going to stop dead in their tracks when they saw our big bubble butts in a thong," said Hailey Spice.

Her Latina Twin explained that they were watching the Dukes of Hazard movie and thought that Jessica Simpson looked so hot in her pair that they should cut a pair of their own. After walking a mile or so in the sun though they got uncomfortable so they decided to take them off. "And that's when everything just sort of stopped. I guess our twin package was more than anyone could handle all at once." We agree that it is quite a sight to see the two of them strutting around in nothing but their thong bikinis, but these two Latina hotties could stop traffic dressed up like Eskimos!